Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
wheres the kickstarter… i wanna pledge….
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via shavingryansprivates)
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
(via iexcuseyourface)
If the boy who draws
let’s you look over his shoulder.
If the poet
smiles
and shows you her words.
If the girl who sings for the shower only,
hums a song
in front of you.
Know that you’re no longer a person
but the air
and dust
that fills their lungs.
When the world perishes,
and all things cease to exist,
you’ll remain inside an ink stain,
a paint brush,
a song.
— Alaska Gold
(via thefamilarstranger)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
she wears short skirts
im horse_ebooks
shes cheer captain
Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Yes No Yes No Yes No Yea Yea Registration Yes Yea & sticker Only one contractor bid Quality control problem
(via 314eater)
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
(via 314eater)
if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
(via sickkascancer)
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
(Source: wallylives, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
